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Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
Can we please talk about this?
Awwwwwwwww, the trust test. Love.
Animator 1: Hey son, you got the character design done for the princess’ father?
Animator 2: Yeah!! Check this: he’s short, kinda portly, with a white mustache, brown eyes, and thick eyebrows. He’s goofy but lovable, and with a bit of a temper. Good guy tho
Animator 1: Sick work brah!!1!